Sup. I'm Edward Cullen, and I'm a mothafuggin vampire.
SWAGGGGG~
(an independent, extremely out of character Edward Cullen rp account)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Okay so Alice wants the computer for online shopping.
Bitch, you are so ghetto. Take it. TAKE IT. TAKE IT AND SHOP WHILE I GO HAVE BUTTSECKS WITH YOUR HUSBAND.
Yeah I’m so not getting back on.
He’s actually kind of endearing in this scene where they go public with their relationship at school and he gots his swag on full blast.
;)
Twilight
I FORGOT TO TURN MY SWAG OFF AND WOKE UP COVERED IN FRAGILE TEENAGE HUMANS
Jacob did some weird shit in that tent.
So today at school someone told me I coudn’t wear kicks and baggy jeans because I’m not black.
Fuck you.
I wear what I want. Skin color does not bind me. I’m a vampire, bitch.
Also, my feet are goddamn gigantic. If I wore Converse I’d look like a clown.
Because some people don’t have infinite intelligence like me. WE ARE SUPERIOR HUMAN BEINGS ASDFGHJKL I met a weaboo…Your replies keep getting cut off ;A; is that on purpose oorrrr?
I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THE INTERNET IS A JERK T-T
Why would you do that. Why.
Vampires don’t even fucking bleed, bitch.
(Source: thingsithinkarebeautiful)
Oh yeah. They suck. Carlisle has like a billion restraining orders. Against half the female population. We live a lonely…Poor guy. I almost feel bad for you.
Almost.
Then I’m confronted with the rabid USUK shippers
Why can fandoms get so scary?
Because some people don’t have infinite intelligence like me. WE ARE SUPERIOR HUMAN BEINGS ASDFGHJKL
I met a weaboo once.
Then I vomited on her face, and I hadn’t even eaten any human food.
